Today, Dear Readers, I was violated by a very cute and perky ultrasound technician. She didn't even buy me dinner first.
The plus side of this situation is that I don't have tons of cysts. I have one, and it's the "normal" kind. So, it comes down to the bloodwork.
And, if I weren't just so tired, I would tell you the story about the guy on the bus who was a litigious jerk. In fact, tomorrow I will. But for now, Comedy Central is calling my name.
2 months ago